"I'm a cowboy. Will you be my cowgirl?"
Ready to leave the table after lunch: "May I be miscused?"
"That's an E. Hey, my name starts with an E the backwards way." In other words, his name ends in E.
Found out one kid punched another. Pulled him aside and asked him what happened: "Did you hit her?" "Well, she said I wasn't spiderman!"
Kid calls to me from the bathroom: "the water won't go." I look in the toilet only to discover approximately half a roll of toilet paper in there. Me: "that's A LOT of toilet paper." Kid:"I had A LOT of poop."
