Mom and Dad

This conversation was too good to not share:
Preschooler 1: Do you live in a blue house, Miss Britta?

Me: No. But I used to. My mom and dad live in a blue house.

Preschooler 2: You have a mom and dad?

Me: Yes, I do.

Preschooler 2 [very seriously]: I never knew that.

Me: My mom and dad are going to come visit me this summer.

Preschooler 1: Are they going to come visit us?

4 year old joke telling

At breakfast this morning
4 year old: Why did the chicken and the bunny cross the fire hydrant?
Me: I don't know. Why?
4 year old: Because they wanted to drive the fire truck! [laughs hysterically]

Did I miss something?!